Five men walk into a bank, pull out guns, and say "Alright, this is a hold up, everybody down on the ground." The men then proceed to tie up all of the customers and employees. They take the keys to the vaults from the security guard and start to open up the vaults, one by one.

When they open up the first vault, they are shocked to find out that there is no money inside, only a huge container of what looks like vanilla ice cream. "Well, since there isn't any money in this vault, we might as well enjoy the ice cream!" one of the guys says.

They all dig in and eat the ice cream. They open up the second vault, and again, no money, just a big container of what appears to be vanilla ice cream. They eat it and then move on to the next vault. They open up all the other vaults and find the same thing, no money but huge containers of ice cream. One of the guys says, "This sucks that we didn't get any money, but at least we got some good free ice cream."

The next day the headline in the newspaper reads, "The City's Largest Sperm Bank Is Robbed."