There were 3 girls , a brunette , a blonde, and a red head. They all were driving in a convertable. They fell off a bridge into a deep deep lake.
1 minute later the red head got up , the 3 minutes later , the brunette came up then 10 minutes later the blonde came up. The redhead and the brunette asked the blond why she took so long. The blonde replied, "I couldn't unlock the door!!!"
Three pregnant women are hanging out at a mall. One is a redhead, one is a brunett,
and one is a blond. They sit down on a bench and start chatting about their
babies. The brunett says, "I'm going to have a boy, because my husband was on top."
The redhead then says, "Well, I`m going to have a girl, because I was on top."
The blonde woman then starts crying hystericly. The others ask what is wrong.
She sniffls and says, "I'm going to have puppies!"
The other two lokked at eachother and say, "Why do you think your having puppies!?"
The blonde responded, "Because we did it doggy style!"
What did the blonde's left knee say to the right knee?
Nothing - they have never met before!!!
2 Blonds are oing to Disney World and they see a sign for the exit" "Disney World Left." So they turned around and went home.