There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off.

A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about a job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!"

In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."

Two blondes were roofing a house. One would pull out a nail and then hammer it into the roof. Then he would pull out another nail, look at it, then throw it over his shoulder.

Blonde two eventually saw what blonde one was doing, watched him a while and then said, "Why do you keep throwing out every other nail?". The first blonde replied, "Because their point is on the wrong end." The second blonde then said, "You airhead, those nails are for the other side of the roof!"

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" The doctor asked. "I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "Well, I put the gun in my ear and I thought it was going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."