There is a blonde driving down the road in a red corvette. She gets pulled over for speeding. The cop goes up to her car and says, "Can I see your licence please?" The blonde, looking really confused, says, "Whats that?" The cop rolls his eyes and says, "It's a little card with your name on it that says that you are allowed to drive." The blonde replies, "Oh yeah!! I think I have one of those!" She finds the card and gives it to the cop. The cop then asks for her registration. The blonde looks confused again. "What is that?" The cop says, "Its a piece of paper that says you own the car." The blonde goes "Oh, yeah I have that." She gets the paper out of the glove box and hands it to the cop. He says, "I'll be right back."

He goes to his car and gets on his radio and says, "Guys I have a really dumb blonde here who didn't even know what her license and registration was." The guys get on the radio and ask, "Is she driving a red corvette?" The cop says, "Yeah! How did you know?" They tell him to go up to her and pull his pants down. The cop says no way and they say just do it. Finally the cop goes up to the blonde and pulls his pants down.

"Oh no, not another breathalizer."