A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette suggested that they get in the sacks.

So they got in the sacks right before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it, and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog."

He kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow." He said, "Oh, it's only a cat."

Then, he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"