Confucious Sayings From Mel Brooks:

Confucious say:

• Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

• Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

• It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

• Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

• Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

• Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

• Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

• Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

• Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.

• Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

• Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

• Learn to masturbate--come in handy.

• Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.

• Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

• Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.