A crook just got shot and his spirit travels to hell. When he gets there the devil says to him, "I am going to allow you to choose your punishment." The crook says, "great."

They enter the first room and it has a man getting beat with a whip. "No way," replies the crook. They look in the next room where a man is having burning hot oil poured on him; he decides to move to the next room.

As the devil opens the door, the crook witnesses an old man getting a blowjob from a beautiful blonde. "I take this room," exclaims the crook. So the devil enters the room, taps the blonde on the shoulder and says, "okay honey, you've been relieved."