This guy worked in a sex shop. One day his boss decided to go on a break, and asked him if he would watch the store while he was gone. The guy agreed. A minute later, a woman walked in, looked around for a while, and asked him how much the black dildo costs. He told her, "$35." she thought about it for a minute, then decided, "O.K., I'll buy it." So she pays him and leaves.

A few minutes later, another woman walks in and asks how much the white dildo costs. "$35 dollars." he informs her. So she buys it and goes home. About 5 minutes later, a blond woman walks in and runs up to the counter. "How much does that plaid dildo behind the counter cost?" She asked him, excited. "Oh, that's our special dildo," he explains. "It costs $165." "Great!!!!" She exclaims, and hands him the money. She bounds out of the store and down the street.

After a little while, the boss comes back from his break, and asks how everything went. "Well, sir, " He begins, "I did sell your thermos for $165!"