One day a man, believing that he was just dreaming, walked out of his and went down to the grocery. As he walked around shopping, peopled stared at him. Believing this to be a dream he kept on shopping assuming that they were just admiring his great body. After buying a 2 liter bottle of Coke and a bag of chips, he left the grocery. As he walked down the street, he stepped on a sharp stone causing him to feel a great deal of pain. Suddenly he relised that he was not dreaming. He spotted 3 nuns coming his way, so stood up on a park bench and pretended to be a statue.

As the 3 nuns were walking they were commenting to eachother: "Look there is a statue of a naked man. I heard that if you rub a nude statue's dick, you'll get something." The 3 nuns decided what the heck- may be we'll get some mony for the church.

The first nun walked up to the "statue" and rubbed its dick. She came back to the other nuns and said: "Look! It really works! I got a bag of chips!"

The second nun then walked up and rubbed the man's dick. She came back and said: "Wow! I got a bottle of Coke!"

The third nun followed suit and walked up to the man and rubbed his dick. When she came back she said: "Well, I didn't get anything edible, but I did get this some hand lotion!"