Every year, 2 fleas go to the same bar in Florida. One year, one of the fleas shows up and is freezing cold. The other flea asks him, "Why are you so cold?" The flea replies, "I rode here on the mustache of a biker." In response, the other flea sugests, "Next year get on a plane, find a nice pretty stewardess, and crawl up her warm, furry hole."

So the next year the flea walks into the bar and again is freezing cold. The other flea inquires, "Why are you cold? Didn't you follow my advice?" The first flea responds, "Yes, but I still ended up on the mustache of a biker."