WHAT SHE SAYS	WHAT SHE MEANS
You want	You want
We need	I want
Do what you want	You'll pay for this later
We need to talk	I need to complain
Sure...go ahead	I don't want you to
I'm not upset	Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're....so manly	You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight	Is sex all you ever think about?
This kithcen is soinconvenient	I want a new house
The car is empty	Go fill it up
The trash is full	Take it out
The dog is barking	Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong
I want new curtains	and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes	the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there	NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise	I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me?	I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me?	I did something today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute	Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat?	Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate	Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!?	Too late, you're dead
It's all right, dear	You'll pay for this
Yes	No
No	No
Maybe	No
I'm sorry	You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe?	It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby?	Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
In answer to "What's wrong?"
The same old thing	Nothing
Nothing	Everything
Everything	My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really	It's just that you're such an asshole
I don't want to talk about it	Go away, I'm still building up steam
What makes you think there is something wrong?	I'm going to kill you