What girls say	...what they mean
Can't we just be friends?	There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch mine, again.
I just need some space	...without you in it
Can you help me with my homework?	If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress?	We haven't had a fight in a while
No, pizza's fine	Cheap bastard
I just do not want a boyfriend now	I just do not want (you as) a boy-friend
I don't know; what do you want to do?	I can't believe that you have nothing planned
Come here	My puppy does this too
I like you but...	I don't like you
You never listen	You never listen
We're moving too quickly	I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in bio has a girlfriend
I'll be ready in a minute	I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh, no, I will pay for myself	I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch
Oh Yes! Right there	Well, near there; I just want to get this over with
I'm just going out with the girls.	We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
There's no one else	I am doing your brother