There's this man and women in a house having sex. They hear someone coming up the front steps and the women screams, "Shit! It's my husband!" Upon hearing this, the man quickley jumps out the window.

So, this man is hunched down in the bushes and he's naked and, naturally, it starts to rain. This guys trying to imagine a way to escape when he see's a group of joggers running down the road. He sees this as he chance to get away so he hops in the middle of the pack and starts jogging with them.

One jogger looks over and asks the man, "Do you always jog naked?" To this the man replies, "Yes, always." Then the jogger asks, "Do you always jog while wearing a condom?" The man smiles and replies, "Only when it's raining."