A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR THAT IS 5 STORIES UP AND ASKS THE BARTENDER FOR SOME VODKA. A MAN AT THE OTHER END OF THE BAR, TAKES A SHOT OF WHISKEY AND JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND THE MAN SAYS TO THE BARTENDER OH MY GOD HE JUST JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW AND THE BARTENDER SAYS IT'S OK. THE OTHER MAN COMES BACK UP TO THE BAR AND JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AGAIN AND COMES BACK UP. THEN THE MAN WHO WAS WATCHING GOES UP TO HIM AND SAYS,"HOW DO YOU DO THAT?" THE OTHER MAN REPLIES, "IT'S THE WHISKEY." THE MAN COMPLETELY SURPRISED BY WHAT HE JUST SAID TAKES A SHOT THEN JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND HE'S GOING DOWN AND DOWN AND SAYING THIS SHIT REALLY WORKS - THEN SPLAT! THE GUY DIES.

THE BARTENDER TURNS TO THE GUY AT THE BAR AND SAYS, "SUPERMAN, YOUR A REAL ASSHOLE WHEN YOUR DRUNK."