A panda walks into a restaurant, orders a meals and eats it. He then gets out a gun, shoots the waiter, and runs out of the shop. The owner runs out after him yelling, "Stop! You can't do that! You can't go around shooting people like that! That man is dead now." The panda stops and replies very calmly, "Yes I can. Just look up the definition of a panda in the encyclopedia." The owner looks confused so the panda quotes, "Panda - a black and white mammal which lives up trees, eats shoots and leaves."