A woman goes to a doctor and says to him, "I need something for my husband." The doctor asks what the problem is and the woman replies, "well, in the last few months our sex has not ben very good. I was wondering if you have some thing that might help?" The doctor replies, "well we have several things that might help." The wife says that she dose not want anything that will give her husband a constant hard on because that is nasty. The doctor says, "I think I have just the thing. It is an experimental sex enhancer. Just put one tablet in his coffie in the morning.

The woman does what the doctor says. That night the husband comes home and the coupple have great sex for 30 minutes. The woman goes to the doctor and tells him of the results. She asks if it would be ok to put more in. The doctor tells the woman that she can put in as much in as she wants.

The next day the woman put 2 tablets in his coffie. The man comes home and they have an hour of great sex. So the week goes by and the weekend comes. Their son is spending the night at a friends house and won't be home till sunday and the daughter is always out so the woman says to herself, "what the hell! I want to have some fun." So she dumps the whole bottle in his coffee saturday morning.

The next morning the son comes home and he finds cops all around his house. He goes up to one of the cops and asks what happened. The officer replies, "well, we really dont know. Your mother is in a coma, your sister is pregnant, the dog is walking funny and your dad is on the lawn naked saying 'here kitty kitty kitty!' "