There is this semi-truck driver and he drives for about 15 miles and he sees a native. Since he doesn't like natives, he hits him with the front of the truck. He drives another 15 miles and he sees another native and hits this one too. He then drives another 15 miles and sees a priest. He was about to hit him but thought he shouldn't since it was a priest. So he pulls over and picks up the priest.

They drive for another 15 miles and when they see another native. This time the driver doesn't want to hit him because the priest is in the truck so, he swirves to avoid the native. However, he still hears a THUMP. He looks over at the priest and asks, "What happened?" The priest grinned and replied, "Don't worry. It looked like you were going to miss that native so I hit him with the door."