A couple are having sex when the guy gets tired of the condom and throws it out the window. His girlfriend is uncomfortable with this and tells him plainly that if he doesn't have protection, he's not getting back on. Reluctant but horny he goes out in the front yard to retrieve the discarded rubber but finds a little boy playing with it.

"Hey kid," he says, "That's mine. Give it to me."

"What is it?" the boy asked, holding it protectively.

The guy answered: "It's a twinkie. Look, I'll give you a twenty if you give it back to me."

So the little boy gave him the condom and collected the money. "Where did you get this money?" his mother asked when he got home.

"I sold some guy a twinkie that I found outside, but I ripped him off."

The mother raised her eyebrows curiously, "Oh? How did you do that?"

The boy smiled slyly."Cuz I sucked out the cream filling first."