There was once a time when I was just an ordinary mortal. Then one day I recieved a message:
Subject: metallica is good
Date: Fri, 02 May 97 21:49:08 -700
From: Nanaimo Christian School (ncs@mail.island.net)
To:
GOOD PAGE!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS COOL!
I WOULD LIKE TO VOTE FOR THE HOUSE JACK BUILT THE BEST SONG!!
THAT IS THE MOST UNDERRATED SONG MATALLICA HAS EVER DONE.
IT IS UP TO YOU TO SPREAD THE WORD THE HOUSE JACK BUILT IS THE BEST
SONG THEY HAVE DONE
AND ALSO I THINK THAT KING NOTHING IS THE AWESOMEST SONG ALONG WITH
THE HOUSE JACK BUILT. i LOVE IT SO MUCH AND THE VIDEO RULES TOO. IF
IT WERE UP TO ME, I'D VOTE THEM THE BEST SONGS THAT METALLICA HAS
EVER DONE.
. . . From that day forth I have risen past my position as a mere mortal to become:
The Metallica Messiah
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